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Naughty and Free...  .....Someone sent this to me by email, and I'd like to share this to women out there, and for men to be aware of  ..... Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect girls' getaway trip - shopping, massages, facials. Two days before the group is to leave, Mary's husband puts his foot down and tells her she isn't going. Mary's friends are very upset that she can't go, but what can they do? Two days later, the three got to the hotel only to find Mary sitting in the bar drinking a glass of wine. "Wow! how long you been here and how did you talk your husband into letting you go?" "Well, I've been here since last night........... Yesterday evening, I was sitting on the couch and my husband came up behind me and put his hands over my eyes and said 'Guess who'?" I pulled his hands off to find all he was wearing was his "birthday suit". He took my hand and lead me to our bedroom. The room was scented with perfume, had two dozen candles and rose petals all over............On the bed, he had handcuffs and ropes! He told me to tie and cuff him to the bed, so I did. And then he said, "NOW, YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT." So here I am. Man, oh! Man! (Be careful what you say..)  Just call me ELZ  |
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When I  low my friends et al give me energy.
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When I low my friends et al give me energy.
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1/5/2010 9:11 am |
Ha!ha!ha! That was funny! Happy New Year Ate Elz!!
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1/5/2010 3:16 pm |
this is so nice to start the day. adventurous in different ways eh! What you read, what you hear, leave it here!
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1/5/2010 3:39 pm |
Hehehehe..Actually, it's the man's fault...He dared her to do what she wanted to do, with no exceptions...and she wanted to go out with the girls......Crazy him thinking she would drive him sexually crazy  Just call me ELZ
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1/5/2010 3:40 pm |
I almost fell off my chair my lovely friend... Just call me ELZ
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1/5/2010 3:42 pm |
Quoting:  Just call me ELZ
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1/5/2010 3:43 pm |
Ha!ha!ha! That was funny! Happy New Year Ate Elz!! ..Happy New Dear for the both of us... Just call me ELZ
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1/5/2010 3:44 pm |
Jepoy, you mean, you wanna be tied down and be handcuffed as well? Just call me ELZ
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1/5/2010 3:46 pm |
Jane, only because most of the time, MEN use their heads "down" there, than UP there.....Beep!beep! tabi-tabi po! Just call me ELZ
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1/5/2010 3:47 pm |
this is so nice to start the day. adventurous in different ways eh! Just call me ELZ
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1/5/2010 4:51 pm |
Elz, Thank you very much for my laugh today!!! Makes me feel so good. Work was over loaded. Thanks could relax laughing!!! 
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hahahahhahahahhahaha...elz, that's really SM to the nth level!...
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1/5/2010 7:33 pm |
thank you for the hint love is the greatest gift of all 
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1/6/2010 1:46 am |
I miss you too, Marian...and I know that you are inspired these days...Good for you, my dear...Please rub in me some of your goodluck..and thanks for the well-wishes..Muwah!  Just call me ELZ
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1/6/2010 1:48 am |
Elz, Thank you very much for my laugh today!!! Makes me feel so good. Work was over loaded. Thanks could relax laughing!!!  Just call me ELZ
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1/6/2010 1:50 am |
hahahahhahahahhahaha...elz, that's really SM to the nth level!... Thanks for the visit.. Just call me ELZ
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1/6/2010 1:52 am |
thank you for the hint Just call me ELZ
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if anyone can help me am handcuffed to the bed and am typing with my tongue!
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1/6/2010 7:43 pm |
Jeffrey, I think it is because people are expecting me to be more off-beat this year...from being a conservative......Well, I thank ALL the viewers to ALL my blogs, not only this one...I believe, I mostly hit the thousand mark...Not bad for GP (General Patronage) Just call me ELZ
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1/6/2010 7:44 pm |
Okay, I will make an announcement, next time...How's that?  Just call me ELZ
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1/6/2010 7:45 pm |
if anyone can help me am handcuffed to the bed and am typing with my tongue!  are you serious? Just call me ELZ
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1/10/2010 8:35 pm |
wow that note about the husband being tied and left at home. got me thinking................. Dangerous
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1/10/2010 8:42 pm |
wow that note about the husband being tied and left at home. got me thinking................. Dangerous
Just call me ELZ
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