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eb1209
23211 posts
11/4/2009 6:15 am
Watch Your " Behind! " .....



In this age and time when people are literally "crazy" about their looks, augmenting whatever they can enhance with their body, it's important to think that whatever we "naturally" have, we should take care of them and be proud of them, for not everyone is happy with what they have. They say, if you have it, flaunt it!...But that is not the case anymore..Nowadays, " If You Don't Have It, Belo it! " ..But wait a minute...Think 1,000,000 times (huh? sounds familiar to me) before you even dare put a "hydrogel" in your behind to make it look round and nice...Chiwawas!..Well, All I can say is that while others care to watch their "FUTURE" (Boobs...as in hinaharap), Others prefer to watch their "Behind".....And most of all, I'd say...I'm Happy With What I have..

Just call me ELZ


eb1209

11/4/2009 2:49 pm

    Quoting  :

Hehehehe Joycee, Baby...I'm not really advertising my "hiney", but I came across an article about the number or women who underwent a lot of "augmentation" specially on their "behind", just to look good...and I know for a fact that NOT all procedures are successful...just like that one big "boo-boo" that was telecasted in TFC/GMA the past months...It's not really worth the risk..


Just call me ELZ


eb1209

11/4/2009 2:52 pm

Btw, thank you Joyce...You know that I have the same admiration for you and the rest of the FEELers...including our Lady Jane...I guess, we're blessed with a lit bit of here and there...and you've got that lovely face, a combi of Jessa Zaragoza and Alona Alegre....And yeah, for the record..WE ARE STRAIGHT!

Just call me ELZ


eb1209

11/4/2009 2:55 pm

When I was 18-25 years of age...I was so skinny, with a waistline of 22 and a behind of 34 already...can you imagine how I waddled like a duck when I walked?

Just call me ELZ


eb1209

11/4/2009 2:57 pm

But having a child, of course can make our hips a bit "wide"...and something just had to be displaced somehow and as we age, there will be love handles somewhere...but that is not an excuse NOT to take care of one's self and feel good about it..


Just call me ELZ


eb1209

11/4/2009 3:01 pm

    Quoting  :

Actually, that news really was popular even here in the states..can you imagine what one had to go through after the procedure failed?....It's just like the face you know...I'd be very scared if my one and only face becomes even uglier......I can deal with my little imperfections such as black heads and small warts.....and who knows, pretty soon, age spots...Ngeeeeekkk!

Just call me ELZ


cali4nio 54M

11/4/2009 4:08 pm

    Quoting eb1209:
    When I was 18-25 years of age...I was so skinny, with a waistline of 22 and a behind of 34 already...can you imagine how I waddled like a duck when I walked?
. I'll take my eyes of mine and rather watch yours . Got to give it 2 ya, you still sizzling hot!!!!


eb1209

11/4/2009 4:27 pm

    Quoting  :

Yes, it's me and my "behind", Mr. Darko....and oh...Thank you!


Just call me ELZ


eb1209

11/4/2009 4:29 pm

    Quoting  :

Missy, indeed, it is a nightmare not only for one's health, but for one's pocket..$$$$

Just call me ELZ


eb1209

11/4/2009 4:32 pm

    Quoting cali4nio:
    . I'll take my eyes of mine and rather watch yours . Got to give it 2 ya, you still sizzling hot!!!!
Cali, my dear...You missed the chance to see "us" during the SFO EB..You could have seen us all, as is, where is...

Just call me ELZ


eb1209

11/4/2009 5:03 pm

    Quoting  :

Hi there, Yanie! Thank you...I hope people would rather see my face than my behind...

Just call me ELZ


eb1209

11/4/2009 5:04 pm

    Quoting eb1209:
    Hi there, Yanie! Thank you...I hope people would rather see my face than my behind...
Errrr,,, as far as I know, my "future" is also more than a handful/mouthful...

Just call me ELZ


frozenflower3 64F

11/4/2009 5:36 pm

Elz, I noticed you're 25 again. Well, you are quite blessed by God because you still got it going on as they say. Super gorgeous!!! Wish had the same, but i'm too chubby now...


eb1209

11/4/2009 6:16 pm

    Quoting  :

Yanie, kiddie sis, you know the secret behind that, right? I'm like a car in the showroom....with very low mileage...hahahahahah! and most of all...All my life, I've been with a man only for a small fraction of time...Does that explain it all?

Just call me ELZ


eb1209

11/4/2009 6:17 pm

    Quoting  :

Filipino FriendFinder Yeah, I heard of that too....many times as a matter of fact...

Just call me ELZ


eb1209

11/4/2009 6:20 pm

    Quoting frozenflower3:
    Elz, I noticed you're 25 again. Well, you are quite blessed by God because you still got it going on as they say. Super gorgeous!!! Wish had the same, but i'm too chubby now...
You are right,Tess, but still, I did not lie about my age...Anyone who reads my profile will know, even by just reading my Subject Greeting: "SWEET SURRENDER: I'm 25 (x2) " ......No one believed me when I was 77 y.o., so what the heck!

Just call me ELZ


smiley1957 66F

11/4/2009 6:56 pm

ahey hey!!!
i am late again!!!

what's behind all these talks???


oh!!! elz sweetie u have a nice behind
now...let's see the future

me, i never dream of having any augmentation
(kasi di ako artista )
i am contented with what God gave me
just taking care of it really good and...
smiling all the time...helps

and oh yes,,, thanks for the warning
i've been watching my behind actually
don't wanna get stab and ...and...be anal'ed
is there a word like that? toinkz!





shery1 40F
768 posts
11/4/2009 11:16 pm

I take special care of my kinabukasan No CloSe-OpEn games allowed there at all


Love your haters, they're your biggest fan!


phylyn 58F

11/4/2009 11:18 pm

WOW...NICE BEHIND...


eb1209

11/5/2009 2:01 am

    Quoting eb1209:
    Filipino FriendFinder Yeah, I heard of that too....many times as a matter of fact...
FFF is really funny...They "alter" our posts here, and put their website instead...See that?

Just call me ELZ


eb1209

11/5/2009 2:10 am

    Quoting smiley1957:
    ahey hey!!!
    i am late again!!!

    what's behind all these talks???


    oh!!! elz sweetie u have a nice behind
    now...let's see the future

    me, i never dream of having any augmentation
    (kasi di ako artista )
    i am contented with what God gave me
    just taking care of it really good and...
    smiling all the time...helps

    and oh yes,,, thanks for the warning
    i've been watching my behind actually
    don't wanna get stab and ...and...be anal'ed
    is there a word like that? toinkz!



Ahihihihi! ..Smiley, my love...am sure, your "hiney" is still firm at this time...I do take good care of mine..It's one of my assets, other than being "real" as a person, inside out (not a ghost, as you can see, my pics all over the US EB's (selective) )...My future is still okay, again, another low mileager (is there also a word as such? ) ...You won't see a pair of papayas as yet...

Just call me ELZ


eb1209

11/5/2009 2:14 am

And again, Smiley, my dear....The reason why the phrase: Watch your behind came about is that here at work, when someone is behind me, like workers with heavy equipments such as stretchers, bed, xray machines, and I'm blocking their way, the warning always goes: " Watch your behind, Elz! "

Just call me ELZ


eb1209

11/5/2009 2:16 am

    Quoting smiley1957:
    ahey hey!!!
    i am late again!!!

    what's behind all these talks???


    oh!!! elz sweetie u have a nice behind
    now...let's see the future

    me, i never dream of having any augmentation
    (kasi di ako artista )
    i am contented with what God gave me
    just taking care of it really good and...
    smiling all the time...helps

    and oh yes,,, thanks for the warning
    i've been watching my behind actually
    don't wanna get stab and ...and...be anal'ed
    is there a word like that? toinkz!



"Anal-ed" ? I guess, it'll still sound grammatically correct if the act is such, you know...but I don't wanna sound shitty...(gross)....yuck!...Err,,,if you have enemies, you really have to watch your behind....

Just call me ELZ


eb1209

11/5/2009 2:27 am

    Quoting  :

Oskie, I think, most men (and women too) are attracted to the future and behinds......

Just call me ELZ


eb1209

11/5/2009 2:32 am

    Quoting shery1:
    I take special care of my kinabukasan No CloSe-OpEn games allowed there at all

Sheryl, my lovely kiddie sis, I believe most HVPians are well endowed with future and behind...

Just call me ELZ


eb1209

11/5/2009 2:38 am

    Quoting phylyn:
    WOW...NICE BEHIND...
I thank you, Ms. Phylyn

Just call me ELZ