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3/19/2008 5:53 am

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RELATIONSHIP......? Depends on Your Major

It all depends on your major!

PSYCHOLOGY - Girl accuses guy of just using her as a substitute for his Mother.
SOCIOLOGY - Each claims to have been oppressed in the relationship.
ARCHEOLOGY - One tries to bury the past, and accuses the other of trying to dig it up.
THEATER - "OH! Life is... ENDED... as we KNOW it!"
BIOLOGY - "You just wanted to get in my genes!"
PHYSICS - Both resign themselves to the fact that what goes up must come down.
JOURNALISM - "Today was the end of an era. Jack, 19, and Jill, 18, called an end to their relationship of 2 weeks..."
WOMEN'S STUDIES - "HE did it!"
BUSINESS - Both decide that they're spending way too much money together, and that it's simply cheaper to be single.
HISTORY - Each party gets "historical" and argues the breakup was caused by something the other party did in the past.
GEOGRAPHY - Both people decide to simply move far away to avoid each other.
ANATOMY - "I never liked your body anyway."
ECONOMICS - Each party demands more than the other can supply.
MATHEMATICS - He felt she was too negative and she found him to be irrational .
PHYSICAL EDUCATION - "It just didn't work-out."
POLITICAL SCIENCE - She discovered he had a mandate.
MUSIC - He felt her organ play was uninspired.
ART - Their break-up was not a pretty picture.
ACCOUNTING - Their time alone was too taxing.
CHEMISTRY - There was no solution to their problems.
EDUCATION - He failed to learn a lesson.
ZOOLOGY - "He/she is a pig!"