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Blogs > cool_jigs > Jigs Journal


cool_jigs 51M
956 posts
4/25/2006 8:31 am

Last Read:
5/28/2006 4:23 am
13 Reason why I love my hobby...
1.I drink to make other people interesting.

2.I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

3.You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

4.Reality is an illusion created by alcohol deficiency.

5.What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over.

6.Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

7.Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you forget the question.

8.If God had intended man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.

9.I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem.

10.I drink beer to celebrate major events, such as the fall of communism, or the fact that our refrigerator is still working.

11.Don't drink and drive. You might spill your drink.

12.A friend with weed is a friend indeed; A friend in need is a bloody pain.

13.I'm not addicted to coffee, I just have an acute caffeine dependency.


cool_jigs 51M

4/25/2006 10:44 am
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Try it it helps lolz!




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