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Some of my Rules in Dating... Some of my Rules in Dating... 1. If you dont like him for no apparent reason, chances are the reasons are about to emerge after a few minutes. 2. Never ever expect. 3. If he asks you about (s)(e)(x), no matter how apologetic he is after and for whatever reason, never believe him that he's really not into it. 4. If he opens the doors for you, rejoice. It's a sign that you can be good friends if things dont work out. 5. If he talks about cars for 5 mins straight, it's almost sure that he'll be talking about it for another hour. 6. If you're bored by his presence, talk about yourself. By doing so, You'll entertain yourself, practice your public speakin skills and turn him off in the process. -- if he declares that he's a w.a.r.l.o.c.k., it's time to stop entertaining him. -- if he says he's bisexual, he will eventually become homosexual,dont sweat it. -- starting out as friends makes things more complicated. starting out as lovers makes things boring. -- if he says "i love you" or anythin close to it after a week of knowin each other, he's lying. -- if he doesnt call or text you after a date, "he's just not into you" [quoting Jack Berger from ______ and the City] -- if he's a childhood sweetheart, chances are, you can only go as far as flings and in-between relationships. -- go date your bestfriend. go Fack things up. -- if he asks about your cup size, he wants to have (s)(e)(x) w/ u. ----------------------- to be continued ------------------ 
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