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Some Dumb Yet Profound Thoughts That Have Crossed My Mind Recently Some Dumb Yet Profound Thoughts That Have Crossed My Mind Recently I have no idea sometimes why such silly things go through my brain. But hey, why ask why - they just do. At least it means my brain isn't dead. - Why is there an Easter Bunny and not and Easter Chicken?? I thought it was chickens that lay eggs and not bunnies. -A friend of mine went on vacation with his wife to Cuba and got stuck there because he misplaced his green card. His wife and made it back to the States as schedules, but he wound up staying behind for an additional 10 days before he could leave the island. Even after he returned, his job and family were ready and waiting to welcome him back. Hmmmm..... I think next time I go on vacation to a beautiful international spot I'll conveniently lose my passport too!! -my boss ( twa's way back when I'm still with my boss Sarge over at Magic 89.9 ) : "Hey May, remind me to take my medicine tomorrow when we drive out on business to Baguio".... me: "No problem boss! And just to think, even if you have a heart attack and die, I can save you because I know how to do CPR!" .... my boss: "That would be great. Only thing is my medicine is for my bladder, not my heart."... me (thinking to myself): "God I hope he doesn't think I can rescue him from having to pee on the way." -There's so many leftovers in the fridge, I don't know what to eat. Wanna go out??? -"Hi, my name is May." *shake appendages* -Whoever heard of a priest asking for money for the church before he gives his sermon... or wait... perhaps that is sermon.... hmmmm -Why are there never any cucumbers at the salad bar at my last school? Does the cucumber monster come along and eat them knowing I'm on the way to eat?? *ugh* -Poorer people are happier. They don't know what they're missing and learn to be happier with less simply because they have to. So if poor equates to simplicity of life, why is it that crime and poverty mutually breed each other? Does that mean crime is just plain simple?? -Does everything happen for a reason? I think so. You're giving me that weird look for the simple reason you think I'm nuts for saying that. ok.... so maybe I'm going nuts.... =) who gives a shit.... I'm happy now. =).... STILL. 
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I became a ponderer because of you Flip.. I started thinking of things to ponder on when your'e pondering about almost everything.... eastbaypete--- just laugh dear.. it will exercise your muscles on your face.. ahahhaa peace out!
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