21 Thoughts To Get You Through Almost Any Crisis  

4/25/2005 3:36 am Last Read: 3/5/2006 9:28 pm

21 Thoughts To Get You Through Almost Any Crisis -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1.) Indecision is the key to flexibility. 2.) There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation. 3.) Happiness is merely the remission of pain. 4.) Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. 5.) The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant. 6.) The careful application of terror is also a form of communication. 7.) Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world. 8.) Things are more like they are today than they have ever been before. 9.) Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for. 10.) Everything should be made as simple as possible but no simpler. 11.) Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. 12.) I have seen the truth and it makes no sense. 13.) Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism. 14.) If you think that there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. 15.) All things being equal, fat people use more soap. 16.) If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. 17.) One-seventh of your life is spent on Mondays. 18.) By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. 19.) Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. 20.) There is always one more imbecile than you counted on. 21.) Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it. drunken_angel

flipman11435 3032 posts  4/25/2005 5:12 pm

eh?? I'll keep those thoughts in mind when crisis comes...better than thinking in a negative light..lol "This is my wish for you: Comfort on difficult days, smiles when sadness intrudes, rainbows to follow the clouds, laughter to kiss your lips, sunsets to warm your heart, hugs when spirits sag, beauty for your eyes to see, friendships to brighten your being, faith so that you can believe, confidence for when you doubt, courage to know yourself, patience to accept the truth, Love to complete your life.”